Some Tuesday humor.....

You all know I have a new obsession with Pinterest. I have found some really great recipes, decorating ideas, fitness motivations and great organization tips. I have also found the funniest pics/sayings that I thought I would share with you. :)
Disclaimer: There is cussing involved!!!!!!!

lol.

Enough said.

funny

I do this alot in Walmart. :) There's always that crazy person who you do everything in your power to avoid. If you see me squatting down behind my cart next time you're in Walmart you'll know why. Pretty sure I actually raced my cart from aisle to aisle once to avoid running into someone. Don't judge me. If you knew them you'd run too.

Bahahahahahaha..............so true!!

And this one's especially for me. I'm working real hard on that though. :)

I've got a mouth like a sailor...

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It's MY Party!!!!

Actually, I'm too old for parties so now I have to settle for the following: Me telling my kids that it was my birthday this morning because Wade forgot. And then reminding them that it's MY day and they should be extra good. Me making Kohl and my nephew tell me Happy Birthday every time they needed something today. And singing too. :) My mom calling me at lunch when Wade was in here which jarred his memory real quick like. I will continue the day with making my kids wait on me all evening. Ahhhhhh....I love MY DAY. I also treated myself to some new trail running shoes. It's the right thing to do.

Here goes nothing!

Recently my sister got me started reading blogs. Funny, laugh out loud, real life people doing and saying things that make me laugh. Love them! So, having no extra time in my day, I decided I'd give it a try. Why the hell not. My life is full of stupid crap that no one everyone will want to read about. First thing I had to come up with a name. Problem was, everything I could think of was not appropriate for some that might read this. Those that know me, know that I cuss. Alot. It's a terrible thing some of the filth that comes out of my mouth. So, disclaimer..... I CUSS ALOT !!!!!! Recently I started running. I used to despise the thought of it. I had visions of passing out while jogging 1/4 of a mile and would lay there till my husband, a hired man, or one of the horses/cows/dogs would find me. But let's face it. I'm not getting any younger. And what's the...

And the award goes toooo................

ME!!! I did it. I finally feel like maybe I could win that Mother Of The Year award. You know, the one I have failed miserably at for 8 years so far. I'm really feeling like the last 2 days have earned me that title. I'm sure I'll do something to f%@& that up soon enough, but for now I'm celebrating my ass off. I painted Knight's room like I promised him and I do have to say. It's freakin awesome. I really love it so much I contemplated painting the whole damn thing camo. I mean really. What else do I have to do with my days. Right?? Wrong!! It's pretty bad ass though. If Knight doesn't like it then I'm going to sleep here. :) I love it. I got the tank for the wall. Thought it was going to be bigger but it works. The helicopter for his ceiling should be here soon! I had a ton of fun doing this project. And if he doesn't like it, I'm selling him. :) ...

Permanently Exhausted

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