California or bust???

I've been dreaming of the beach for weeks now. Warm, sunny days and relaxing by the pool. Don't get me wrong, this winter has been extremely mild and I would never complain about that. I just REALLY loved our visit to California a couple years ago. And that's saying alot because we had 3 kids with us and mine whined. ALOT. And so did my sisters. (just seeing if you were paying attention) It was still enjoyable. I want to go back there sometime soon. My mother-in-law wants us to come back this spring but I think we'll wait till next year. Not that I'm not dreaming of this:

How cool would that be??!!!

Except I would look more like this:

Who doesn't love a good floatation device?!

For now I will just dream of warm, sunny beaches and pin my "dream" vacation spots. Wade's dream vacation spot looks more like this:

I prefer motorized vehicles and drinks with umbrellas. :)

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Ode to the running shoe.......

Size 11. And I'm not referring to my pant size. That's my ginormous shoe size. Who cares, you say! I care. I'm 5'3". Yeah, you read that right. I wear a size 11 shoe have a head the size of a watermelon and nothing in between stretched far enough to be called tall. When my husband and I were dating, my future MIL asked me why I was wearing his shoes. And she wasn't joking. Not only are my feet huge, they are flat as a pancake. I'm also bow legged and pigeon toed. Major problem. I was so bow legged when I was little my parents had to put Forest Gump braces on my legs at night to sleep. Seriously. And "f" off for laughing!!!!! I have a hell of a time finding the right shoes. Nothing was different when I began the search for the "perfect" running shoe. We live on a ranch 21 miles from the closest town and 100 miles from a Walmart. I r...

Here goes nothing!

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Where the hell's that Woodchuck??!!!!

Evil little bastards........I don't go out much. I don't drink often. And I know why. I'm just not a young kid like I once was. It's hard on a gal to recover the next day. I'm going to blame it on Tara myself. She always FORCES us girls to drink Washington Apples. Extra yummy but I'm really starting to not like all this peer pressure............It would be rude of me to say, "no I don't want your f'n drink". I'm just not that person. I reluctantly willingly agree every time she "forces" one upon me. Also rude to not drink the Woodchuck that so many kind souls bought me. And thanks to my wonderful sister for putting this pic of me on facebook. Notice the beautiful crooked way my face looks. WTF!!! This one is much better.............. We had a wonderful evening with GREAT friends and I really don't feel THAT bad today. Just like this guy who got his ass ran over by a truck..... ...

Permanently Exhausted

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