Merry Freakin Christmas!!!!!!!!! Whoop Whoop!!!!

I love Christmas Eve. Pry more than I love Christmas day! I feel like I'm ahead of the game this year which completely scares the crap out of me. I keep wondering......Who the hell's present did I forget to buy???!!!! That's my worst fear. Getting somewhere and realizing that I forgot someone. Ughhh.......I would totally feel like an ass and make up some lame excuse that I forgot to grab it from under our tree at home and la di da......I could say that one of the army guys is holding it hostage......

Or, I could just tell them I forgot cause I'm losing my mind and going completely insane!! :) I'm pretty certain I got everyone covered this year, and also certain that I have the EXACT same number of presents for each of the kids. Cause heaven forbid one should have one more than the other. The 5 year old will count them. Guaranteed.

I'm going to finish up all the baking/cooking I can before tomorrow's crew gets to my house. It's going to be kind of a quiet day. Only 14 of us. My husband of course thinks that's a huge number but we have a HUGE family and the norm is around 25. We're kind of like that show "My Big Fat Greek Wedding". Only we aren't Greek!! But we're LOUD and funny as shit. We tend to get in everyone else's business and we have a wonderful time!!

I hope you all have a Merry Christmas and get everything you wanted! I don't even know what I wanted so I'll be happy as shit no matter what!! I plan on eating and drinking ALOT! So, before we head to the parents today I plan on getting in that 4 mile run if it kills me. I am going to NEED it.

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It's MY Party!!!!

Actually, I'm too old for parties so now I have to settle for the following: Me telling my kids that it was my birthday this morning because Wade forgot. And then reminding them that it's MY day and they should be extra good. Me making Kohl and my nephew tell me Happy Birthday every time they needed something today. And singing too. :) My mom calling me at lunch when Wade was in here which jarred his memory real quick like. I will continue the day with making my kids wait on me all evening. Ahhhhhh....I love MY DAY. I also treated myself to some new trail running shoes. It's the right thing to do.

Here goes nothing!

Recently my sister got me started reading blogs. Funny, laugh out loud, real life people doing and saying things that make me laugh. Love them! So, having no extra time in my day, I decided I'd give it a try. Why the hell not. My life is full of stupid crap that no one everyone will want to read about. First thing I had to come up with a name. Problem was, everything I could think of was not appropriate for some that might read this. Those that know me, know that I cuss. Alot. It's a terrible thing some of the filth that comes out of my mouth. So, disclaimer..... I CUSS ALOT !!!!!! Recently I started running. I used to despise the thought of it. I had visions of passing out while jogging 1/4 of a mile and would lay there till my husband, a hired man, or one of the horses/cows/dogs would find me. But let's face it. I'm not getting any younger. And what's the...

And the award goes toooo................

ME!!! I did it. I finally feel like maybe I could win that Mother Of The Year award. You know, the one I have failed miserably at for 8 years so far. I'm really feeling like the last 2 days have earned me that title. I'm sure I'll do something to f%@& that up soon enough, but for now I'm celebrating my ass off. I painted Knight's room like I promised him and I do have to say. It's freakin awesome. I really love it so much I contemplated painting the whole damn thing camo. I mean really. What else do I have to do with my days. Right?? Wrong!! It's pretty bad ass though. If Knight doesn't like it then I'm going to sleep here. :) I love it. I got the tank for the wall. Thought it was going to be bigger but it works. The helicopter for his ceiling should be here soon! I had a ton of fun doing this project. And if he doesn't like it, I'm selling him. :) ...

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